No one before Bernini had managed to make marble so carnal. In his nimble hands it would flatter and stream, quiver and sweat. His figures weep and shout, their torses twist and run, and arch themselves in spasms of intense sensation. He could, like an alchemist, change one material into another - marble into trees, leaves, hair, and, of course, flesh.
- Simon Schama’s Power of Art. Bernini
“I lived without out a computer and cell phone when I was your age.”
yeah well YOUR parents lived without a microwave and the polio vaccine but I don’t see you giving that up
Assuming Ali has a twin.
This has some holes, i know.
Somewhere way back courtney managed to swap places with ali and convinced everyone she was ali.
Ali ends up in radley for a few years, courtney takes her life over and starts learning the girls secrets
the night ali disappeared, she manages to escape radley with bethany
they bonded in radley over a mutual hate for mrs D who had an affair with bethany’s dad and for courtney who stole alis life and was prrobs a bitch to bethany bc of the affair or just because she was crazy or something something.
the girl at the sleepover is courtney
she goes out and has a fight with spencer. Melissa sees. Spencer leaves. melissa goes away and is a creeper somewhere else.
ali finds mrs D and tries to explain what happened with courtney.
courtney sees and smashes ali over the head with the shovel she was arguing with spencer about
mrs D buries ali bc she thinks she dead and tries to protect courtney
bethany is hiding and watching somehow.
Mrs grunwald helps ali get out and takes her to the hospital where ali runs away and ends up with mona ‘disappearing’ as vivian darkbloom
bethany sees ali being alive.
courtney finds bethany and smashes her too bc she a lil bitch and likes smashing people.
but oh look melissa the creeper comes and courtney runs for it and melissa thinks its ali dead so she buries her, doesn’t see her face, just the same yellow top that courtney has on from the barn (because maybe alison got the same one when she was in radley and gave it to her as a bonding gift or because she was mad at her mum for not believing it is her and not courtney whatever she has the yellow shirt on okay.)
Bethany is dead in the ground.
Ali is on the run as vivian dark bloom.
courtney becomes A to fuck everyone up including the girls and ali.
Courtney is a and is trying to kill ali because she wants to re steal her life.
lots of shit with a happens e.g. season 1-3
then maybe it really is ali that they find and who comes back.
But in season 4Aep12 (fatal finale) ali is ‘out of town’ and apparently something changed that let her go when before A wouldn’t let her. My theory is that A (courtney) wanted her to go so she could come in un suspected and fuck up some more shit. Lets be real she just pops up out of no where at emily’s house and acts all evil and shit by smiling and then pretending to be sad.
Courtney kills mona and she has short hair so maybe mona will realise it isn’t ali but is actually a twin or something like that. Then in the final scenes “ali” (probably courtney) looks like she has hair extensions in, like her hair looks different and kinda un-even so maybe it is courtney because she is smiling and being all evil and nasty and meanwhile ali is ‘out of town’, she will hear what happened to mona and come back and everyone will hate her and yeah.
I know it has a fair few holes but idk maybe thats what happened.
How to get a boyfriend
if you dont eat the pizza crust you are weak and natural selection is coming for you
cant get authentic italian cuisine like this anymore
I like cards against humanity because it’s offensive and because this is an actual review on their website they chose to publish: